We're making a heroic sacrifice. These things gets all over our working space.
We really dislike glitter. It's in our clothes, hair, under the sofa and how many times you ever vacuum that carpet there's still glitter left.
Now you can spread this wonderful experience to a person you dislike. It may be your neighbor, your boss, or that idiot next door who can't keep his TV sound down.
Just pay us and provide and address, and we will make sure that the person will be blessed with glitter in their house for months to come. We will send it in an envelope, together with a note describing how much their life is going to suck. The glitter will be hidden within the note, guaranteeing maximum spread as the victim opens to read it.